gammell's definitions

kedar

This tiny little man is surprisingly dense, and has done a fantastic job of living up to the standards of Lucas (the ex-alpha Asian of Bramston 4th form).

'Do you have any spare masks?

'No, but Kedar does'

by gammell December 4, 2021

clement

somehow overweight and lanky simultaneously, this oafish giant ambles around the house aimlessly, desperately searching for a friend who is bored enough to have a game of chess with him.

'Can you smell faeces?
'Yeh, Clement just walked past'

by gammell December 4, 2021

quentin

known as ‘mole’, Quentin spends most of his time trying to get over the 4 girls who previously dumped him. He is currently in a ‘working’ relationship. Or so we think…

quentin has no game with women

by gammell December 4, 2021

clement

somehow fat and lanky, this hunk of a man is a lonely man who plays chess by himself. he has no friends, no hair and absolutely no way with women.

katya and clement had a cheeky shag behind chapel

by gammell September 17, 2021

toppy

There was this one time a girl walked him to sport. We’ve never heard the end of it…

'Who smells better, Anto or Toppy?'
'Hmm Toppy for sure'

by gammell December 4, 2021