dex

This 5’4 hunk of a man has recently got himself a bird, and is loving it?

Dex is B-tech Milo

by gammell December 04, 2021

Anto

Having been thought of as the goody-good of the year, it has now been confirmed that Anto, despite being Matey’s favourite, gets up to plenty unmentionable things within the house.

'How Did Mr Liston not see Anto??'

by gammell December 04, 2021

clement

somehow overweight and lanky simultaneously, this oafish giant ambles around the house aimlessly, desperately searching for a friend who is bored enough to have a game of chess with him.

'Can you smell faeces?
'Yeh, Clement just walked past'

by gammell December 04, 2021

toppy

There was this one time a girl walked him to sport. We’ve never heard the end of it…

'Who smells better, Anto or Toppy?'
'Hmm Toppy for sure'

by gammell December 04, 2021

clement

somehow fat and lanky, this hunk of a man is a lonely man who plays chess by himself. he has no friends, no hair and absolutely no way with women.

katya and clement had a cheeky shag behind chapel

by gammell September 17, 2021