american beer

H2O (or HOH) is the most abundant molecule on the surface of the earth. At room temperature it is a nearly colorless, tasteless, and odorless liquid. Boils at 100°C, freezes at 0°C. You should drink at least 8 glasses of it a day.

The Temperance Movement took a toll on the production and quality of american beer.

by g f b February 27, 2008

preggers

A disgustingly annoying word that makes my eye twitch, usually used by sickeningly cute couples or the painfully exasperating media.

"omg we're preggerrrrzzszsz!"
"omg stfu. =|"

or

"you're watching e! newz omg angelina jolie is preggers! again!"
"omg stfu.=|"

by g f b February 27, 2008

ysaihy

Acronym for "you suck and I hate you". Only to be used in severe situations where "ILY" does not apply.

"shit, i probably pms more than you"
"well maybe i dont get like that because i'm already a crazy hormonal bitch all month long?"
"good point"
"THANKS!"
"KIDDING"
"YSAIHY"
"YOU SUCK ASSHOLE I HATE YOU?"
"YOU SUCK AND I HATE YOU"
"WHY DID YOU USE AND IN AN ACRONYM"
"BECAUSE I CAN AND I WANTED TO THROW YOU OFF"
"YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO!"
"STFU YSAIHY"

by g f b May 20, 2008

Amanda Autopsy

Myspace celebrity. Unlike other Myspace celebrities, she actually has a life. Known for her unphotoshopped pictures, sick make up, brutally honest blogs, random bulletins and shaving off her eyebrows. Likes things such as the Beatles, MAC Cosmetics, cute girls, taking showers, vegetarianism, cute guys, her sister, and Jesus. She is better than you, and that's a fact.

"Yo that Amanda Autopsy is a cool chick. I hope she replies to my comment."

by g f b April 15, 2008

locke

John Locke is not the bald dude from Lost. John Locke is an English Philosopher who even influenced the American Declaration of Independence.

"omg john locke is so awesome"
"oh yeah, I read his book."
"omfg they have Lost books?"
"You lost your book?"
"What book?"
"..."

by g f b February 27, 2008

tabernacle

I really fun word to say out loud.

"tabernacle."
"uh, what?!"
"tabernacle!!!"
"okay..."
"say it out loud!"
"...why?"
"IT'S FUNNY!!!"
"stfu" *smacks*

by g f b February 27, 2008

you got mail

The phrase I hear every time I check my aol email that makes me want to punch a wall.

"YOU GOT MAIL"
"omg wtf stfu" *punches wall*

by g f b February 27, 2008