1 definition by furr2k
Group in which the once big and ugly, now medically obese and really ugly John Coughlin is a particularly gay and disliked member. He is known to suck on cock, be insulted by his "friends", and look suspiciously like a human toad. It is rumored that once, very long ago, John magically and amazingly found himself some pussy; though, presently, this is a highly debated argument. One side claims that anyone possessing the correct amount of alcohol, GHB, and desperation is capable of getting pussy if he tries desperately and pathetically enough. The other side simply says, "Hey, it's John motherfucking C______ were talking here..."
Guy 1: Hey, John of the High Rollaz sure did get his motherfucking ass beat down by that little dude at Randal Park.... Didn't John outweigh him by a hundred pounds or so?????
Seth: Yeah, but, uh, John got him in a punch or two--well, a punch--nigga. G-G-G-G-G-G-UUUUUNIT!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah, but that little guy got in fifteen or twenty punches and John was bleeding and looked like he was about to cry and stopped talking shit and asked Lingus to stop hurting him and got fucking punked after talking all that shit and lost the respect of everyone at school and was humiliated and embarrassed and made fun of behind his back for months and months and became the worlds fattest little fucking bitch and--most importantly and shamefully--did weigh like a hundred more pounds than David.....
Guy 1: And they call themselves the High Rollaz.... tisk tisk tisk
Seth: ..............
Seth: Yeah, but, uh, John got him in a punch or two--well, a punch--nigga. G-G-G-G-G-G-UUUUUNIT!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah, but that little guy got in fifteen or twenty punches and John was bleeding and looked like he was about to cry and stopped talking shit and asked Lingus to stop hurting him and got fucking punked after talking all that shit and lost the respect of everyone at school and was humiliated and embarrassed and made fun of behind his back for months and months and became the worlds fattest little fucking bitch and--most importantly and shamefully--did weigh like a hundred more pounds than David.....
Guy 1: And they call themselves the High Rollaz.... tisk tisk tisk
Seth: ..............
by furr2k June 20, 2004