funnymanbro's definitions

Pickle Man

A salesman who loves to mention how well his sales are.

John has 40% of the companies sales. He won’t shut up about it. What a pickle man

by funnymanbro December 6, 2023

Outverted Vagina

An Outverted Vagina is a man’s penis who’s dick is smaller than six inches in erected length.

The person writing this has an Outverted Vagina

by funnymanbro April 21, 2022

Post Nut

Post Nut is when you regret jerking off to something so bad you cry and never want to see your tiny cock again.

I got Post Nut last night after watching Lesbians Pooping

by funnymanbro April 22, 2022

Crackà

Crackà is the white form of the N word

Connor and Tanner are such Crackàs

by funnymanbro April 28, 2022

Caught Blesing

Caught Blesing is when your sucking on your girls tits and then her dad walks in while your doing it. It’s an awful thing to think about, but May happen sometime in your life

Mannn I was caught Blesing last night when my father in law walked in

by funnymanbro April 14, 2022

Modern Baseball

The best fucking Midwest Emo band ever. Even tho Bren Lukens wants to be a girl, he made an amazing band wit great music.

Wtf happened to Modern Baseball, they just kind of fell off and never made music again.

by funnymanbro April 17, 2022

Delmar Pizza

A Delmar pizza is when you have one side white onions and the other side black olives. Referencing the Delmar Divide in St. Louis

Who the fuck wants to eat a Delmar Pizza

by funnymanbro July 30, 2024