Definitions by funny chick

fossil fucker

someone who fucks older women or men 20 yrs or older than them.

jennifer, Why are you fucking my dad?
Kim, Im a fossil fucker and I want to thats why.

fossil fucker by funny chick February 26, 2009

noodle cock 

ed no erection. trying to fuck without hard on wet noodling it

screw you noodle cock.

noodle cock by funny chick February 26, 2009

dickless wonder  

a dickless wonder is someone who cant get a hard on that trys to pick up young girls.

old guy says hey baby wanna get love from a real man once you go old you dont go back.
young girls say your nothing more than a dickless wonder trying to get young tail and you cant get it up.

dickless wonder by funny chick February 26, 2009