3 definition by funny chick

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someone who fucks older women or men 20 yrs or older than them.
jennifer, Why are you fucking my dad?
Kim, Im a fossil fucker and I want to thats why.
by funny chick February 25, 2009

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ed no erection. trying to fuck without hard on wet noodling it
screw you noodle cock.
by funny chick February 25, 2009

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a dickless wonder is someone who cant get a hard on that trys to pick up young girls.
old guy says hey baby wanna get love from a real man once you go old you dont go back.
young girls say your nothing more than a dickless wonder trying to get young tail and you cant get it up.
by funny chick February 25, 2009

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