funky scissors's definitions

vicious pencil

when you stick yo dick in yo girls pussy and go as hard and as fast as you can. (this may leave a rash.)

"Dude I cant do it with Megan for a while"
"why bro she mad at you?"
"No man I just gave her a Vicious Pencil last night"
"Oh man that sucks, you should probaly just get a new girl for awhile"

by funky scissors May 6, 2014

Trigger

A specific thing that causes a mentally ill individual's brain to go into a state of hypervigilance. The thing that triggers them makes them feel unsafe and or threatened. Contrary to popular belief, this does not just occur in people with PTSD, though it is much more common in people with PTSD and a type of anxiety disorder.

"He made a couple of rape jokes and I think it triggered me..."
"Yelling is definitely a trigger of mine."

by funky scissors April 12, 2015