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Corny

The feeling you get when you have coronavirus

Jack: Bro, I'm not feeling so hot. Got a nasty cough, I'm uber tired, and all I have this overpowering urge to stock my apartment with Charmin Ultra Soft.
Joe: (Casually backing away) Sounds to me like you're feeling corny.

by full-dead April 1, 2020