Jack: Bro, I'm not feeling so hot. Got a nasty cough, I'm uber tired, and all I have this overpowering urge to stock my apartment with Charmin Ultra Soft.
Joe: (Casually backing away) Sounds to me like you're feeling corny.
Joe: (Casually backing away) Sounds to me like you're feeling corny.
by full-dead April 01, 2020