fred's definitions

breed

To inject semen into a woman's vagina. The anus does NOT count toward this - breeding must be just that - attempting to impregnate a woman by injecting semen into her vagina with a penis.

Buffy got so hot she begged for him to go ahead and breed her instead of pulling out.

by Fred October 11, 2003

emosexual

A musical deviant, with no accounting for taste. Often seen with star tattoos, mesh trucker hats, wearing clothing recieved at mall or warped tour. A dying breed, emosexuals are on the verge of extinction as they realise that they are live a lifestyle that is akin to modern hairmetal

Your so emosexual

by Fred October 1, 2003

ClintEastwoodBradfield

A person who is a little on the stupid side.

Oh don't talk to her, she's such a ClintEastwoodBradfield.

by Fred September 25, 2003

Dirtbum

A bottom which is dirty, unclean.

You dirty, dirty, dirtbum.

by Fred September 25, 2003

mingee

Similar to minger, but designed for describing geography teachers.

Mr Harrison is such a mingee.

by Fred September 25, 2003

fahmeda

A very short person, wears large shoes, enjoys spanking. They have very large eyes.

Look at that Fahmeda

by Fred September 25, 2003

Machiwara Stick

A stick which is about 4 feet tall that pertrudes out of the ground, used to condition the knuckles. Can be held in place either by cement or rocks. The martial artist's Replacement for a punching bag

I punched my machiwara stick until my knuckles were raw and bloody.

by Fred September 22, 2003