fred's definitions
'what an absolute'
by Fred October 20, 2003
Get the Absolutemug. a member of the male sex who enjoys being anally intruded by girthy dildos, thus resulting in the rectum being expanded to the diameter of a watermelon (type and size of watermelon pending on choice of dildo gitrh)
by fred December 3, 2003
Get the fruit bowlmug. what in the hell where you thinking you slapdick!
by Fred July 23, 2004
Get the slapdickmug. He's a very natural person--wears comfortable clothes, is a vegetarian, has liberal political views, very environmentally aware, etc... He's lovely, really caring and he knows how to treat a woman.. not sexily, but make them feel safe. His blonde hair is quite thin, and he wears glasses to read which make him look very academic and quite germanic. he wears a fruity cheap smelling aftershave, although i dont think he needs to shave very often - it's quite like bumfluff.
Oh look, it's Withnail!
by fred September 6, 2003
Get the withnailmug. While doing a girl from behind spit on her back while moaning she will inevidably think the deed has been done when it is only just the begging. After she pulls away and faces u then "surprise" blow your load right in that tricks face. Just like Hudini would have done
by Fred May 13, 2005
Get the Hudinimug. by fred December 3, 2003
Get the red-eye-jedimug. 