Definitions by fred

cream pie 

A vagina that's had a load of semen shot into it.
Note - semen ON a vagina is NOT a cream pie. Cream pies have cream on the INSIDE.

A vagina that mearly has semen ON it is just a messy vagina. Cream must be injected!

Fred stuffed his cock far inside Miffy and made a cream pie that took a full 5 minutes to run back out.

cream pie by Fred October 11, 2003

emosexual

A musical deviant, with no accounting for taste. Often seen with star tattoos, mesh trucker hats, wearing clothing recieved at mall or warped tour. A dying breed, emosexuals are on the verge of extinction as they realise that they are live a lifestyle that is akin to modern hairmetal

Your so emosexual

emosexual by Fred October 1, 2003

Dirtbum 

A bottom which is dirty, unclean.

You dirty, dirty, dirtbum.

Dirtbum by Fred September 25, 2003

ClintEastwoodBradfield 

A person who is a little on the stupid side.

Oh don't talk to her, she's such a ClintEastwoodBradfield.

ClintEastwoodBradfield by Fred September 25, 2003

mingee 

Similar to minger, but designed for describing geography teachers.

Mr Harrison is such a mingee.

mingee by Fred September 25, 2003

fahmeda 

A very short person, wears large shoes, enjoys spanking. They have very large eyes.

Look at that Fahmeda

fahmeda by Fred September 25, 2003

Feathered rat 

See Pigeon

Feathered rat by Fred September 22, 2003