Definitions by foxwell adams

Argentinian Mustache 

When you find a stranger, knock them unconscious, and shave off their pubes. Then, while they are still incapacitated, you microwave the shavings and tape them under your victims nose in the shape of a mustache. At this point, you will have to start running because the atrocious smell produced by the newly formed pube-stache will jolt your victim awake.

Did you hear Bob lost his sense of smell? I guess someone gave him the ol' Argentinian Mustache. The shame alone drove his wife to infidelity. Pity.

Argentinian Mustache by foxwell adams April 21, 2011

Bromatic Progression 

A collection of men who share the insatiable desire to entertain and are inextricably bound through the magic of song.

See that group of guys over there? $50 says that is a Bromatic Progression!

Bromatic Progression by foxwell adams December 25, 2010

Springboard 

The act of developing an erection so rapidly that the penis itself gyrates violently and audibly, like a spring board shortly after being used.

"Hey man, did you see the newest Transformers movie?"
"Sure did! Megan Fox gave me the best springboard!"

Springboard by foxwell adams January 6, 2010