Anti-gamer

A "cool" person from the pre-www era who watched too much buffy, mtv or one of those other "cool" programs where the only l337 gamers are antisocial geeks. however, if the person got his ass out into the world a little more, he would be humbled and amazed by the incredible l337ness of the average gamer.
hi, i think i'm cool but i lack any modern social skills and still think that using a computer is uncool, even though most of my friends get their dates on an online dating site.
by fo-real_dawg March 31, 2005
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lagomatic

a server or gamer that exhibit rare amounts of lag, usually because they got some lame ISP like AOL.

what you get when you host a game over 56k.
"dam this server is lagomatic" (ping -- 2000)
by fo-real_dawg April 03, 2005
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noobist

a professional noob. one who stubornly and arrogantly rejects good advice from those who know better then him or her. one who embraces and asserts his noobism.
Player A - "dude you can't kill a garg with bullets"
Player B - "its ok watch me do it"
Player B get his ass incinerated
Player A - "you dam noobist. i see you got your diploma."
by fo-real_dawg April 03, 2005
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uber noober

the absolute and ultimate in noobism and ignorance of customs. a martian is uber noober when he first lands.

composed of uber and noob
HL player A - "how do i bind hook?"
HL player B - "uber noober. type /rules"


"uber fuckin noober!"
by fo-real_dawg April 03, 2005
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