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when you hold in a fart for an extended period of time until it can be held in no more and when you finally let it go you gag at the stench.
wilfred: i just had a 4 hour meal with my girlfriend and her parents, major anal regrets when i got in my car
by flangeface March 27, 2011
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tom: think i might have just shat myself, i need to go clean myself up
dave: nah dont bother, probably just a phantom faeces
dave: nah dont bother, probably just a phantom faeces
by flangeface March 27, 2011
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