9 definitions by flangeface
When ejected fluids are left to hang off the end of the penis long enough to oxidise and crisp over, causing icicles of cum to hang from the bellend.
john: i was so tired at the end of a vicious bashing session i passed out.
carl: oh shit, did you wake up with phallic icicles?
john: yeh they were unreal, reached down to my knees
carl: oh shit, did you wake up with phallic icicles?
john: yeh they were unreal, reached down to my knees
by flangeface March 11, 2011
When a filthy slut is so shit faced that after performing oral sex and allowing her partner to seminate all over her face she passes out before cleaning her self up, resulting in a face full of crusty white spots in the morning
kelly: what did you do last night christine?
Christine: not much really, stayed in, watched a film with my mum.
kelly: oh really? how do you explain the white chicken pox then you filthy whore
Christine: fine! i took a face full spunk last night!
Christine: not much really, stayed in, watched a film with my mum.
kelly: oh really? how do you explain the white chicken pox then you filthy whore
Christine: fine! i took a face full spunk last night!
by flangeface March 11, 2011