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Doofus Delaney

When you commit serious acts of arson and/or tax fraud while getting eaten out by your mom

Mark: Hey, what’d you do today?
Emily: I doofus delaneyed
Mark: Oooo, mind if we do that later with me replacing your mom?? 😩

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(Adjective) If your day was Minecraft, that means you played Minecraft all day.

Bob: How was your day?
Jim: It was Minecraft! How was yours?

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