Definitions by fancy pants

bagfogging 

The act of violently slapping someone across the face with at least one of your breasts.

I like girls with large breasts, unless I'm getting bagfogged by them.

bagfogging by Fancy Pants September 3, 2004

fedonk 

The act of slapping someone with a penis or a dildo, especially when the slap leaves a cock-shaped red mark on the victim's face.

Nobody touches me in the shower anymore because they know it will get them fedonked.

fedonk by Fancy Pants September 3, 2004