faith's definitions

What ever

Whatever really means Fuck you.

Someone: I hate you
You: Whatever (Fuck you)

by Faith April 20, 2005

weenus

The skin on your elbows. It can be stretched out, and, like a penis, you can compare the size of it to others.

Weenus,
It is a flap of skin.
Weenus,
It holds your elbows in.
Weenus,
It sounds like penis,
But it is weenus,
Oh, Yes, It is!!!

"My weenus is bigger than yours!!!"

by Faith March 24, 2004

heartache

1.That gnawing feeling that tells you that you will never love any other as much as you loved the asswipe responsible for your broken heart.
2.Usually accompanied by feelings of self recrimination.

The only way to ease heartache is to make jokes about the ball licker who smashed your love to smithereens.

by Faith January 26, 2005

gear

a sarcastic term for a "cool" person or clothes

Yeah, you're gear dude!

by faith August 21, 2003

heartbreak

1. What you suffer from after getting your arse dumped in any especially cruel way by your alleged 'true love'.
2. Especially damaging the first time, and even worse if you're old enough to have known better.
3. That which leaves a constant residual heartache

That fricking ball licker just smashed me with the nastiest heartbreak ever

by Faith January 26, 2005