1 definition by everettlawlz

A neighborhood that is part of Boston, MA. Home of the sickest sports teams (can you say Crimson Tide?!) and drug scene galore. It's a pretty diverse area but is slowly being taken over by stereotypical NO ENGLISH Brazilians that everyone wants to kick. The cops suck and have nothing better to do but rag on kids who just wanna skate (RIP Everett Skate Park) instead of worrying about the hundred wife-beaters and rapes going on.

There's a few main places where everybody hangs out in one time or another. Glendale Park, slowly turning into a campus, after they blew out the sledding hill to build a monster of a school. Lots of stabbings and drug deals done here. I bet you've all spent at least an hour in Walgreen's parking lot too, across from Everett House and the 983572 nail salons. Tina's will screw you over, FYI.

You'll find that most of the guys are either hardcore skaters or thugs. Or maybe skate rats and wiggers, you'll find those too. Lots of them. As for girls, you'll see all the muffin top Brazis and the orange tanned chicas with their Sidekicks in one hand and ice coffee with nineteen sugars in the other. A fraction of both genders are decent people, a pretty good amount of artistic talent around here, but not much. Lots of people from Malden and Revere come here. We're all sort of a little community, in a way.

You got food, drugs, lots of STDs, and hardly a shred of American-speaking citizens left here. Enjoy it while you can.

Alex Filho's kind of a celebrity here too. Another Skater Brazi.
"You wanna get trashed man? Get loaded up on weed and X and eight types of AIDs all the same night?!"
"Yeah man! Let's go to Everett, MA!"
by everettlawlz May 26, 2007