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Commercial

The things shown when the TV ceases to show you what you told the TV show you. These generally consist of people preforming impossible tasks with things they want you to buy, people talking as fast as humanely possible about what the drug they are selling will do to you, and Billy Mays yelling.

The duration of commercials are generally used for making snacks and preparing beverages.

"Joey! Quick, run and get us a six-pack during the Commercial !

by Etch Dos April 6, 2009

Bluetooth Headset

(noun) A device that allows people to appear to be talking to themselves. The best way to look like a schizophrenic. Also good for creating confusing conversations.

"Why is that guy talking to himself? Oh, he must be using a Bluetooth Headset ."

by etch dos April 4, 2009