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In Puerto Rico, someone who is a wannabe guaynabicho or guaynabicha.
Guayanabichos tend to be of higher class, no lower than middle-high. However a number of people from lower classes strive to appear higher than they are and imitate the affectation, manner of dress, politics, and other accouterments of guaynabichos.
This fools no one, specially not the real Guaynabichos, who take advantage of them and turn them into useful fools.
Port-manteau of "guaynabicho" and "wanna-be".
Guayanabichos tend to be of higher class, no lower than middle-high. However a number of people from lower classes strive to appear higher than they are and imitate the affectation, manner of dress, politics, and other accouterments of guaynabichos.
This fools no one, specially not the real Guaynabichos, who take advantage of them and turn them into useful fools.
Port-manteau of "guaynabicho" and "wanna-be".
"You are such a guayna-be, wearing counterfeit Crocs and fake Lacoste"
"Only a guayna-be would vote for that guy"
"Only a guayna-be would vote for that guy"
by esekaese July 8, 2012
Get the Guayna-bemug. When a trans person for whatever reason has to use a deadname after already having an actual name.
Derived from deadname, zombies being undead creatures who remain "alive" while supposed to be dead.
Reasons are varied but common ones include but are not limited to:
1) Financial inability to transition documentation.
2) Legal issue such as transition not being allowed by law.
3) Semi-closet, when transition has only happened under certain social situations because of safety, employment, or other reasons.
4) Social media companies policies
This list is not exhaustive.
Zombienames are no quite deadnames and thus the person must still be using them in so fashion, even to refer to themselves, for them to be zombiename.
For example, a social media account with a deadname is one that is kept as an archive, a zombiename account either is minimally active or the main account.
Derived from deadname, zombies being undead creatures who remain "alive" while supposed to be dead.
Reasons are varied but common ones include but are not limited to:
1) Financial inability to transition documentation.
2) Legal issue such as transition not being allowed by law.
3) Semi-closet, when transition has only happened under certain social situations because of safety, employment, or other reasons.
4) Social media companies policies
This list is not exhaustive.
Zombienames are no quite deadnames and thus the person must still be using them in so fashion, even to refer to themselves, for them to be zombiename.
For example, a social media account with a deadname is one that is kept as an archive, a zombiename account either is minimally active or the main account.
by esekaese September 9, 2023
Get the Zombienamemug. In Puerto Rico, refers to people for the high and high-middle classes. Roughly equivalent to "preppy" but with a more douchebag feel, and more tropical, although sometimes makes for ridiculous copies, for example, wearing cold weather clothes in the summer in Puerto Rico.
They all live in gated communities, go to private schools, and shop in chain stores and shopping malls.
The children tend to have a fetish with lower class culture, but the older ones are conservative and hypocritical.
It is not a term of endearment, but one of derision.
It has its origin in the port-manteau of "guaynabito" and "bicho" (which in Puerto Rico means "dick").
"Guaynabicha" is the female equivalent.
They all live in gated communities, go to private schools, and shop in chain stores and shopping malls.
The children tend to have a fetish with lower class culture, but the older ones are conservative and hypocritical.
It is not a term of endearment, but one of derision.
It has its origin in the port-manteau of "guaynabito" and "bicho" (which in Puerto Rico means "dick").
"Guaynabicha" is the female equivalent.
"Look at that guaynabicho, he has an Abercrombie and Fitch sweatshirt on but its 100 dregrees out!"
"Only a guaynabicho would get mad that they have kiddie pools in the housing proyects - after all he has a swimming pool in his home and his beach house."
"Only a guaynabicho would get mad that they have kiddie pools in the housing proyects - after all he has a swimming pool in his home and his beach house."
by esekaese July 8, 2012
Get the Guaynabichomug.