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Excreta or stool in which ingested food can still be clearly seen - undigested tomato skins for example.
Oh dear - it's an excremato! I'll have to try chewing my food more.
by Epigenie February 05, 2005

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Fake art. An object that purports to be worthy of the description "art", when all it usually is, is a found object around which the fake artist (fartist) has installed/erected a frame. Also spelt phart (phony art).
An unmade bed installation or pile of bricks displayed in an art gallery - the gallery's room being the frame.
"What a load of complete and utter fart!"
by epigenie November 08, 2006

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