Scary Fairy (skâr'ē fâr'ē)
A type of goth chick that was particularly popular during the Marilyn Manson explosion of 96 until around 2003. You can still find Scary Fairies but they aren't as popular as they once were unfortunately.
The Scary Fairy wears stripy tights and has self harm cuts and scars up their arms. They're referred to as scary fairies because half the time they wear fairy wings and carry a wand even when it's not fancy dress. When not wearing fairy wings and a wand they choose to wear a tiara.
The general public find these fairies scary but an experienced goth will tell you that they're actually very over emotional, over excitable, overly needy and quite sweet. They just wanting a cock and a cuddle. They put out exceptionally easy but you have to be prepared for them to cry about you for a while afterwards.
The Scary Fairy listens to Marilyn Manson, Placebo, Manic Street Preachers and Coal Chamber. They also have a fetish for goth guys who cross dress and if you look anything like Marilyn Manson or Brian Molko they will either stare in awe or run up to you screaming and jumping on the spot and then hug you.
A type of goth chick that was particularly popular during the Marilyn Manson explosion of 96 until around 2003. You can still find Scary Fairies but they aren't as popular as they once were unfortunately.
The Scary Fairy wears stripy tights and has self harm cuts and scars up their arms. They're referred to as scary fairies because half the time they wear fairy wings and carry a wand even when it's not fancy dress. When not wearing fairy wings and a wand they choose to wear a tiara.
The general public find these fairies scary but an experienced goth will tell you that they're actually very over emotional, over excitable, overly needy and quite sweet. They just wanting a cock and a cuddle. They put out exceptionally easy but you have to be prepared for them to cry about you for a while afterwards.
The Scary Fairy listens to Marilyn Manson, Placebo, Manic Street Preachers and Coal Chamber. They also have a fetish for goth guys who cross dress and if you look anything like Marilyn Manson or Brian Molko they will either stare in awe or run up to you screaming and jumping on the spot and then hug you.
"I was at this club last night and they played Coal Chamber. This Scary Fairy started screaming 'OH MY GOD IT'S COAL CHAMBER AHHHHHHHHHHH'. Nearly burst my ear drums. She then saw I was wearing a skirt and ran up to me screaming, hugged me and told me she loved me then wouldn't let go. I'd pulled!"
by enigmacrypt April 14, 2009
A person so obsessed with special offers that it becomes a mental illness causing them buy things they don't want just because they're on special offer.
Often they buy so many things on offer that they have to give much of it away to friends and family.
Often they buy so many things on offer that they have to give much of it away to friends and family.
"My dad is the world's biggest spoffer! Once in a shop he tried on this jacket and knew it was too small for him but bought it anyway simply because it was less than half price."
by enigmacrypt April 15, 2009
Chocker (chŏk'ə) A chav with aspirations to be a rocker. They generally dress chav but frequent rock clubs looking half chav and half rock or goth. Often the male chockers will mock full rockers/goths e.g. "Eh ah you look like dat Marilyn Mansun innit". The female chockers refuse to cop off with full rockers/goths as they still have some internal prejudices.
by enigmacrypt April 12, 2009