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Project Howard Hamlin

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A coordinated scheme to fuck up someones life beyond repair, often motivated by a somewhat unreasonable disliking of said person. The term stems from Season 6 of 'Better Call Saul' where characters Jimmy and Kim deliberately destroy the life of their former boss, Howard Hamlin, by the means of both reputation and personal wellness. This was done by forming intricate plans to frame him as a prostitute soliciting drug addict, as well as creating nuisance in his day-to-day life, ranging from minor inconveniences to complete devastation.
"I've divised a multi-step plan to destroy his entire livelihood. I call it Project Howard Hamlin."
Merch

Jasper Homeless Theory

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The theory that if someone is seen wearing the exact same outfit more than once, they must be homeless. It derives from the legendary "Jasper," a creature that is coined as the "Bigfoot of Sydney." Despite only being sighted on a handful of occasions throughout history, reported encounters have described her as wearing the same outfit every single time.
Person 1: "Didnt we see Jasper wearing that exact same fit yesterday?"

Person 2: "Yep. Jasper Homeless Theory confirmed."
Merch