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Trigger (Only Fools and Horses): Alright Dave?! Clearly it is not Dave it is Rodney - thick as shit!
by Ems August 5, 2003
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God my push needs a friggin trim it looks like a burst matress!
God I couldn't go down on that bird the other night - her bush was like a burst matress!
God I couldn't go down on that bird the other night - her bush was like a burst matress!
by Ems August 5, 2003
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cor if I crap my pants it will cut the log in half like a piece of cheese wire
cor if I crap my pants it will cut the log in half like a piece of cheese wire
by Ems August 5, 2003
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