Definitions by elvis the dog

chodberry 

Someone who makes the same mistake continuously.

Person 1 - I crashed my car again yesterday.
Person 2 - Again?! You're such a chodberry

chodberry by elvis the dog February 19, 2010

bum wipe butty 

A sandwich with a filling the same consistancy of what can be found on toilet roll after cleaning up. Any paste type filling or tikka/coronation chicken filling on white bread can be described as a bum wipe butty.

That looks like a bum wipe butty you're having for lunch

bum wipe butty by elvis the dog February 19, 2010

acid bath

The poor unsuspecting person who takes a bath just after someone has just been for a sulpherous turd in the bathroom. Instead of taking a nice relaxing bath they suffer in an acid bath.

Person 1 - I notice your running a bath. I need to use the loo before you go.
Person 2 - don't turn it into an acid bath!

acid bath by elvis the dog February 19, 2010