my penis

A response for "What's up" when you have a boner
Girl: What's up?
Guy: My penis.
Girl: *Looks down* Pervert!
Guy: Well it's better than not much.
by elmacko November 09, 2011
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A response when someone uses the insult "Suck my dick, my balls etc."
person 1: I hate singing!
person 2: Cause you can't sing.
person 1: Suck my dick.
person 2: You'd like that, wouldn't you?
by elmacko April 28, 2011
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