elmacko's definitions

cumglasses

When someone wears sunglasses while having sex to prevent themselves from getting cum in their eyes.

Alice put her cumglasses on in fear of getting jizz in her eye.

by elmacko October 23, 2012

my penis

A response for "What's up" when you have a boner

Girl: What's up?
Guy: My penis.
Girl: *Looks down* Pervert!
Guy: Well it's better than not much.

by elmacko November 9, 2011