2 definitions by elac the great

farting orchid

a woman so loose she can not control her queefs during sex.

she looks like the girl next door, but bill said she was a farting orchid

by elac the great October 4, 2011

whack a mole

to sit on a turd that has begun to crown in an effort not to shit oneself.

yesterday i had to play whack a mole at work, i was all alone and the damn customer wouldnt leave.

by elac the great October 7, 2011