el duce's definitions

Lumper

Noun. A gay man who will unload a trucker's delivery in exchange for sexual favors.

The trucker didn't have a lot of time to spend unloading his haul, so he gave he lumper a blowjob so he would unload the trailer more quickly.

by El Duce November 6, 2004

Penussy

A gential area that has both male and female characteristics. The combination of a penis and a pussy.

Dude, sometimes when I take a leak I do it standing up, sometimes sitting down. Having a penussy is very confusing. Stop talking about my penussy.

by El Duce November 26, 2004

fizznippled

The same think as krunked. Getting drunk on the sauce.

After 23 Miller Lite beers, I was fizznippled.

by El Duce June 16, 2005

TP Thief

One who steals toilet paper from public restrooms to use at home. A desperately poor person.

Damn, bitch got fired for being a TP Thief - she got caught taking the TP from work home with her.

by El Duce September 28, 2004

Belly bucking

Verb. The act of two large, hairy beefers bumping their big, fat hairy guts together. A very popular sport activity in the Old West.

Those two beefers are really belly bucking! Look at their bellies pressing together, I'm getting a boner looking at it!

by El Duce November 6, 2004