el duce's definitions

Wal-Mart walk

The pace at which people walk once inside a Wal-Mart store. It is EXTREMELY slow. Often accompanied by stopping in the middle of an aisle for no fathomable reason. If a person were to Wal-Mart walk around the circumference of the globe, it would take 65,782 years to traverse.

All I had to get at Wal-Mart was one bag of dog food, but because I got stuck behind someone doing the Wal-Mart walk, it took me three hours to get out of the store.

by El Duce October 8, 2004

Nasty Nate

That bad motha who RUNS ATC like a mofo.
A person who always wants to toss salad and slurp on fruit cocktail

What a guy!!
Here comes Nasty Nate, hide your goodies!!!
'You nasty, Nate' 'I don't care!'

by el duce December 2, 2004

slim slam

When David List carves the turkey and leaves them wanting more

WOOOAA Did you see that slim slam!?!?

by el duce December 2, 2004

TP Thief

One who steals toilet paper from public restrooms to use at home. A desperately poor person.

Damn, bitch got fired for being a TP Thief - she got caught taking the TP from work home with her.

by El Duce September 28, 2004

Belly bucking

Verb. The act of two large, hairy beefers bumping their big, fat hairy guts together. A very popular sport activity in the Old West.

Those two beefers are really belly bucking! Look at their bellies pressing together, I'm getting a boner looking at it!

by El Duce November 6, 2004