el duce's definitions

TP Thief

One who steals toilet paper from public restrooms to use at home. A desperately poor person.

Damn, bitch got fired for being a TP Thief - she got caught taking the TP from work home with her.

by El Duce September 28, 2004

Penussy

A gential area that has both male and female characteristics. The combination of a penis and a pussy.

Dude, sometimes when I take a leak I do it standing up, sometimes sitting down. Having a penussy is very confusing. Stop talking about my penussy.

by El Duce November 26, 2004

Wal-Mart walk

The pace at which people walk once inside a Wal-Mart store. It is EXTREMELY slow. Often accompanied by stopping in the middle of an aisle for no fathomable reason. If a person were to Wal-Mart walk around the circumference of the globe, it would take 65,782 years to traverse.

All I had to get at Wal-Mart was one bag of dog food, but because I got stuck behind someone doing the Wal-Mart walk, it took me three hours to get out of the store.

by El Duce October 8, 2004

mouse fuck

Through ignorance or incompetance, putting your job on someone else's shoulders.

Dude, I just got a call from someone who was talking to Mr. X, and he didn't fix the problem. Now they're bugging me about it. He mousefucked me on this one.

by El Duce February 23, 2004

Belly bucking

Verb. The act of two large, hairy beefers bumping their big, fat hairy guts together. A very popular sport activity in the Old West.

Those two beefers are really belly bucking! Look at their bellies pressing together, I'm getting a boner looking at it!

by El Duce November 6, 2004