el duce's definitions

Lumper

Noun. A gay man who will unload a trucker's delivery in exchange for sexual favors.

The trucker didn't have a lot of time to spend unloading his haul, so he gave he lumper a blowjob so he would unload the trailer more quickly.

by El Duce November 6, 2004

Penussy

A gential area that has both male and female characteristics. The combination of a penis and a pussy.

Dude, sometimes when I take a leak I do it standing up, sometimes sitting down. Having a penussy is very confusing. Stop talking about my penussy.

by El Duce November 26, 2004

slim slam

When David List carves the turkey and leaves them wanting more

WOOOAA Did you see that slim slam!?!?

by el duce December 2, 2004

Nasty Nate

That bad motha who RUNS ATC like a mofo.
A person who always wants to toss salad and slurp on fruit cocktail

What a guy!!
Here comes Nasty Nate, hide your goodies!!!
'You nasty, Nate' 'I don't care!'

by el duce December 2, 2004

mouse fuck

Through ignorance or incompetance, putting your job on someone else's shoulders.

Dude, I just got a call from someone who was talking to Mr. X, and he didn't fix the problem. Now they're bugging me about it. He mousefucked me on this one.

by El Duce February 23, 2004