el douche-o's definitions

douchejockey

a master of the douche. this person takes douchebaggery to a whole new level of wtf. they have a knack for "slinging douche" like the skills of a fast paced disc jockey.

"hey bro, I am gonna go tanning, be back in 2 hours" : Damn dude, why are you such a douchejockey?

by el douche-o August 4, 2009

the mountaineer

A colossal shit that rises above "sea level"

"the mountaineer"

A shit so big, when your finished it's piled high above the water level and looks like a mountain in the middle of a lake.

by el douche-o October 6, 2009