el capitano's definitions

Benny

An erotic fetish for being vomited on, the chunkier the better.

My girlfriend was so drunk last night she gave me a Benny.

by El capitano November 9, 2018

babez

an exaggerated version of babes but 'updated' for the 21st century with the z. usually only used by annoying girls , gaymen or people taking the piss.

hey babez
rogie babez

by el capitano December 13, 2004

el capitano

someone who you hold deep admiration for or is captain of a ship or some other thing that you can be captain of

make your own example be original

by el capitano December 12, 2004

haggis breasts

someone with a large bust which doesn't look natural and who is so scaffy that they clearly couldn't afford a boob job therefore they are obviously made of some sort of cheap/tacky/disguisting material the best one is haggis

abi titmus has haggis breasts/sewage breasts/papermache breasts etc.

by el capitano December 12, 2004