Skater girl with cake
by EJ The DJ September 26, 2020
A young man’s penis (used to not weird out your mom when you’re talking to friends about dumbass memes while your sitting at the dinner table eating and watching Shrek 2)
“Did you hear about the girl dating Ethan Jones?”
“No, what happened?”
“They hugged and her pink pencil broke through her pants and went up his leg!”
“No, what happened?”
“They hugged and her pink pencil broke through her pants and went up his leg!”
by EJ The DJ February 27, 2019