Definitions by eight trillion cookies

roblox

the game that a 40 year old dresses like a hot dude and gets the girls

Tommy:! hi friend!!!!!!!!!! did u hear about jessie and how she got abducted by the 40 year old neighbor on roblox?

James: get noob

roblox by eight trillion cookies July 31, 2019

Soccer 

The sport where you don’t actually know when someone is hurt or is just whining for the player to get a yellow card.

Soccer

Soccer by eight trillion cookies July 31, 2019

Love is love

When you just finished cheating on your wife and your only excuse is ‘love is love’

Guy 1: That was amazing, I hope my wife doesn’t find out.

Girl 1: Yeah, that was amazing. Your dick is huge.

*wife comes in*

Wife: WHAT THE SHIT IS GOING ON IN HERE?!!!

Guy 1: UH..... LOVE IS LOVE?

Love is love by eight trillion cookies July 31, 2019