Definitions by eddie gee

Lapslacker

A person who avoids working by pretending to be busy using their laptop.

That guy has been here all afternoon but I’m not sure what he is working on; probably just another useless lapslacker from Marketing.

Lapslacker by Eddie Gee December 14, 2016

Gordoc 

Gormless Doctor. A person with a PhD but lacking common sense. An academic with no nous.

I'm sick of dealing with these fucking gordocs; they understand the engineering issues but can't sort out a security pass.

Gordoc by Eddie Gee September 6, 2015

ralphie 

another term for a baby nigga

why is that ralphie chillen on the corner..its 2am?

im gonna name my ralphie d'brickashaw

ralphie by eddie gee November 20, 2011