eda-skip's definitions

gang-banged

"gang-banged" means to be fucked in your mouth and asshole by a group of other horny guys trying to take care of their morning wood in the cadet showers.

I get gang-banged in the shower nearly every day by my fellow cadets trying to take care of their morning wood! (And I LOVE it!

by eda-skip January 2, 2023

re-combobulated

re-combobulated means to regain one's sense of not being confused.

He dick-slapped me in the face and I got re-combobulated!

by eda-skip September 6, 2022

orange

orange is the color I told my little brother that cum was when he was just beginning to jerk off.

When I was seventeen, I told my 13-year-old little brother that cum was orange!

by eda-skip October 7, 2021

cum-sucking, ass-licking ghoul

A cum-sucking, ass-licking ghoul is a guy who gives blowjobs, rims assholes and has purple teeth.

We're going to drink the bottle of Sirius Petit Sirah that my dad gave me to make our teeth purple, and then we're going to get naked and become cum-sucking, ass-licking ghouls and go Trick-or-Treating in our dorm and see how many cadets want sucked off or rimmed!

by eda-skip October 10, 2021

Meisterbater

A Meisterbater is an expert at jerking off other guys.

Christian is an accomplished Meisterbater!

by eda-skip October 7, 2021

Cum-Rock Candy

Cum-Rock Candy is a confection made with cum and sugar.

We all jacked off in a beaker, added some sugar, and put it in the candy maker, so we'll have Cum-Rock Candy soon!

by eda-skip October 8, 2021

Goo

Goo is the sticky white fluid that a guy shoots out of his dick when he cums.

I was taking care of my morning wood in the cadet showers this morning and I blew my Goo everywhere!

by eda-skip October 30, 2021