Definitions by eatmorchickn

fridge pirate

Person who steals co-workers' food from the work fridge.

"Where the hell is my moistwich?"

"I think the fridge pirates stole yer work booty."

fridge pirate by eatmorchickn July 23, 2009

fakecation 

when you spend your whole vacation visiting relatives. see also oblication.

I have not gotten a vacation this year. I took the kids on a fakecation.

fakecation by eatmorchickn July 10, 2009

Wolverine

When a guy clips his nails then inserts his fingers into a woman's vagina.

"I picked this girl off the ground with my wolverine claws."

Wolverine by eatmorchickn May 25, 2008