Definitions by early riser

Crotch Canyon 

The area between your penis and thigh.

"Today i was play'in some football, and my boxers were riding up my crotch canyon."

Crotch Canyon by Early riser July 14, 2009

Cockadoodle Deuce 

Having to take a shit first thing in the morning

First thing this morning i had to take a Cockadoodle deuce.

Cockadoodle Deuce by early riser July 13, 2009