eMM's definitions

Heatwave

When lying in bed and one let's out a smelly and juicy fart, they rid themselves of rancid air by using a blanket to fan the smell towards some other unsuspecting victim. Also known as a Missouri Wind in some places.

See also: Florida Breeze.

I gave my dad a heatwave while he was on the computer. He did not like it much.

by eMM November 28, 2012

Florida Breezer

A Florida Breezer is when you are chillin' at home with your friends and let a nice hot fart out in front of a fan that was cooling everyone down in the room. The fan than redirects your gases toward all the people you are across from. Best done when the fan is in the "turning" mode to maximize the spread.

Man we were all coolin' at Rick's smokin' some weed when he gave us all a Florida Breeze!

Fat Jenny tried to hit us with a Florida Breezer but we grabbed the fan and pushed that shit-wind back at her!

Last night my bitch gave me a Mexican Blowjob So I gave her a Flo-beezy the next day.

by eMM October 23, 2012

Demi Moore

A 43 year old has-been actress. She's dating Ashton Kutcher who is 28 years old. That's just sad.

You're dating him? YOU are such a Demi Moore.

by emm February 12, 2006