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MPA

Massage Parlour Attendant. One who gives you a happy ending.
I was at this Asian MP last night and the MPA there gave me a horrid HJ, her hands were like sand paper. Good thing I only paid $30.

I went to this place in Chinatown for a quick release from an MPA and the place got busted. I was charged with being in a bawdy house and given a fine of $500.
by eMM December 15, 2012
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Scarface Party

This is when you host a party, in which at some point you watch the movie Scarface. Every time a character in the movie does some cocaine, so must everyone else. The winner gets more cocaine.
Yo, after that Scarface party at Jen's house I was still high for a week.
That coke at the last Scarface party I went to was fucking amazing
by eMM August 25, 2013
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pretentious

the majority of people who make definitions to other words on this site.

you don't need to say mean things to eachother just to be different. accept different opinions and learn how to do it in a more mature manner.
If you complain about people not accepting you, it's probablly because you don't accept them. Stop being so pretentious.
by emm May 28, 2003
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