Definitions by e.skoland

Chick-fil-Lane 

The line of cars going through the Chick-fil-A drive through that extends into the right hand lane of the road and backs up traffic.

Damn it, I didn’t switch lanes fast enough, now I’m stuck in the Chick-fil-Lane.

I just got rear ended in the Chick-fil-Lane

Chick-fil-Lane by e.skoland April 23, 2022

void bar 

A bar in a resturant that is vacant, no customers sitting, no bartenders working. Perfect for introverts who dont want to be seen eating or drinking.

Host: where would you like to sit?

Customer: at the bar.

Host: we dont have any bartenders working, is that ok

Customer: a void bar? My favorite.

void bar by e.skoland March 3, 2022

void mail 

When a person, or a dog, or any creature is spaced out and looks vacant, they are checking their void mail.

Oh shit. Look at ChiChi. Where is her mind? oh, shes checking the void mail.

Is that person looking at me? Oh, no. They're checking their void mail.

void mail by e.skoland March 3, 2022

Stefinitely

A confident woman that is sure of herself, her actions, decisions and self worth.

Damn. You see that woman? Shes got it in the bag. A real Stefinitely.

That person is so lost, they need a Stefinitley to help them out!

Stefinitely by e.skoland March 3, 2022

RICE STATUS 

Rice status is when you post so many stories on instagram that the little bar on top showing the length of your post starts getting shorter and shorter, thus looking like rice.

Damn. That bitch posted so much. Rice status as fuck.

God damn. I cant with this rice status. Too much.

RICE STATUS by e.skoland February 27, 2022