morrissey friday

A Friday when you have to work on Saturday, so you can't really enjoy it like it's the end of the work-week. The opposite of a Bon Jovi Friday.
"T.G.I.F., bro!"
"Naw, bro. I gotta work tomorrow. Today is a Morrissey Friday."
"That sucks, bro."
by dwaynetrobinson April 17, 2015
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season ass

A hook-up, usually for sex, that happens infrequently, usually once a year.
"Does Pierre ever get laid?"
"Yeah, he's got a season ass during Comic Con."
by dwaynetrobinson April 17, 2015
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Picky-Washy

The state of being infuriatingly indecisive but clouding it in a passive-aggressive illusion of being open, forcing a partner into an infuriating game of process of elimination they cannot win.
“Where do you want to go to dinner?”
“I don’t care. You pick. Anywhere is fine by me.”
“Okay. Let’s go to Olive Garden.”
I don’t want to go there.”
“How about T.G.I.Friday's?”
“I don’t want that.”
"Chili's?"
"No."
“Arby's?”
“No.”
“McDonald’s?”
“No.”
White Castle?”
“No.”
“BITCH, THAT IS EVERY RESTAURANT IN THIS TOWN. STOP BEING PICKY-WASHY.”
by dwaynetrobinson November 27, 2017
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gash mileage

An estimation of a females’s amount of past sexual partners, intended in a derogatory, judgmental, ignorant, and hypocritical manner.
Bro 2: Yo, you planning to have sex with Guadalupe, bro?
Bro 1: Yo, no way. She's had way too much gash mileage, bro.
by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022
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