deppseration

1. When you take modeling gigs that are beneath your fame and stature because you spent too much money on stuff.
2. When you sue your ex-wife because you spent too much money on stuff.
Bro 2: Yo, you’re wearing cologne now?
Bro 1: Yo, Guadalupe got it for me to cover up the smell after we do it.
Bro 2: Thank God for deppseration.
by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022
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Picky-Washy

The state of being infuriatingly indecisive but clouding it in a passive-aggressive illusion of being open, forcing a partner into an infuriating game of process of elimination they cannot win.
“Where do you want to go to dinner?”
“I don’t care. You pick. Anywhere is fine by me.”
“Okay. Let’s go to Olive Garden.”
“I don’t want to go there.”
“How about T.G.I.Friday's?”
“I don’t want that.”
"Chili's?"
"No."
“Arby's?”
“No.”
“McDonald’s?”
“No.”
“White Castle?”
“No.”
“BITCH, THAT IS EVERY RESTAURANT IN THIS TOWN. STOP BEING PICKY-WASHY.”
by dwaynetrobinson November 28, 2017
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morrissey friday

A Friday when you have to work on Saturday, so you can't really enjoy it like it's the end of the work-week. The opposite of a Bon Jovi Friday.
"T.G.I.F., bro!"
"Naw, bro. I gotta work tomorrow. Today is a Morrissey Friday."
"That sucks, bro."
by dwaynetrobinson April 17, 2015
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chout

Bro 1: Yo, so me and Guadalupe were goin’ at it really hard, bro --

Bro 2: Yo, you might want to slow down on this road, bro.
Bro 1: Yo, and then my nose started running, bro --

Bro 2: Yo, there's another car coming, bro.
Bro 1: Yo, and then my butt started running --

Bro 2: CHOUT!
by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022
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