Bro 2: Yo, did you and Gaudalupe do it after dinner last night?
Bro 1: Yo, right after she let out some assoline.
Bro 2: Right after or RIGHT AFTER?
Bro 1: Yo, right after she let out some assoline.
Bro 2: Right after or RIGHT AFTER?
by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022
An estimation of a females’s amount of past sexual partners, intended in a derogatory, judgmental, ignorant, and hypocritical manner.
Bro 2: Yo, you planning to have sex with Guadalupe, bro?
Bro 1: Yo, no way. She's had way too much gash mileage, bro.
Bro 1: Yo, no way. She's had way too much gash mileage, bro.
by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022
Obligation to spend twice as much to take your significant other to an event you would have gone to without them.
"Nickelback tickets for a hundred bucks, bro!"
"Two hundred bucks for me, after the girlfriend tax, bro."
"That sucks, bro."
"Would having sex with me make you feel better, bro?"
"Two hundred bucks for me, after the girlfriend tax, bro."
"That sucks, bro."
"Would having sex with me make you feel better, bro?"
by dwaynetrobinson April 17, 2015
A contraction of "watch out."
Bro 1: Yo, so me and Guadalupe were goin’ at it really hard, bro --
Bro 2: Yo, you might want to slow down on this road, bro.
Bro 1: Yo, and then my nose started running, bro --
Bro 2: Yo, there's another car coming, bro.
Bro 1: Yo, and then my butt started running --
Bro 2: CHOUT!
Bro 2: Yo, you might want to slow down on this road, bro.
Bro 1: Yo, and then my nose started running, bro --
Bro 2: Yo, there's another car coming, bro.
Bro 1: Yo, and then my butt started running --
Bro 2: CHOUT!
by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022