dwaynetrobinson's definitions

girlfriend tax

Obligation to spend twice as much to take your significant other to an event you would have gone to without them.

"Nickelback tickets for a hundred bucks, bro!"
"Two hundred bucks for me, after the girlfriend tax, bro."
"That sucks, bro."
"Would having sex with me make you feel better, bro?"

by dwaynetrobinson April 17, 2015

season ass

A hook-up, usually for sex, that happens infrequently, usually once a year.

"Does Pierre ever get laid?"
"Yeah, he's got a season ass during Comic Con."

by dwaynetrobinson April 17, 2015

gash mileage

An estimation of a females’s amount of past sexual partners, intended in a derogatory, judgmental, ignorant, and hypocritical manner.

Bro 2: Yo, you planning to have sex with Guadalupe, bro?
Bro 1: Yo, no way. She's had way too much gash mileage, bro.

by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022

assoline

A particularly runny shit.

Bro 2: Yo, did you and Gaudalupe do it after dinner last night?
Bro 1: Yo, right after she let out some assoline.
Bro 2: Right after or RIGHT AFTER?

by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022