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serbian bottlecap

Shoving a bottle up your butt. Named for the Đorđe Martinović incident in which a Serbian man either shoved a bottle up his own ass or had it forcibly shoved up there.

John: You look rough, what happened?
Jeff: I tried to do a Serbian Bottlecap and had to go to the ER.

by dumb smarto October 11, 2023

French Hickey

You know how a French Kiss is a kiss using the tongue? This is a hickey using a guillotine.

Guy 1: Remind me again how Marie Antoinette died?
Guy 2: French Hickey

by dumb smarto December 1, 2022

kenobiiiiiiiiiiiiaaagh

When you're really excited about Star Wars character Obi-Wan Kenobi, you say this. It originates from an episode of Star Wars Rebels where Maul searches for Obi-Wan like a madman. He screams KENOBIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAGH!!!!!!

Person 1: Who's your favorite Star Wars character?
Person 2: kenobiiiiiiiiiiiiaaagh

by dumb smarto June 8, 2022