smushie

when you smush your boob into something

ow, I just got a smushie

by dumb cluck July 13, 2017

ignorante

like a vigilante, but they are ignorant so the laws are badly made

Jim: it looks like i'll be a vigilante.

Dave: naw, you're more of an ignorante.

by dumb cluck April 12, 2018

Wetratting

When there's no towels after you shower and you're all soggy walking around. You are wetratting because you look like a wet rat. We all do. No shame.

I was wetratting through the hallway because my towel wasn't in the bathroom.

by dumb cluck October 15, 2020

horvy dorvy

the way to mispronounce hors d'oeuvres

did you try the horvy dorvys? they're delicious

by dumb cluck January 06, 2017