lung blunt

when you're shot in the lung while smoking a blunt.

"hey did you hear?"
"what?"
"shortie got shot in the lung, but he got to smoke his lung blunt!"
"DUDE! thats tottaly the best way 2 go"
"lol"

by dude007 May 30, 2008

self own

when you do something so stupid, you own yourself like a fucktard!

jimmy self own 'd himself

by dude007 May 30, 2008

hornswoggle

A wrestler in the WWE who hides out under the ring while his dad, Finley kicks ass. When the match is about 5-10 minutes in, he comes out and sprays the other dude with a water gun out hits them with a long shalele in the head,knocking them out behind the ref.

Career Highlights: Cruiserweight Champion

Hornswoggle is one funny SOB!

by dude007 July 29, 2008