yo you looked this up chuvak? “dude” in Russian

Matt and Vivian have so many inside jokes and only love each other because they both lost all their common sense due to too much vaping and think they found the one. They both have their issues but to each other perfectly aligned and supportive. They are cordial folks one-on-one but fun to be around if you are their besties but not, them together is like third wheeling girl best friends, shady :)
guy 1: Matt and vivian could be Patrick Star and Sandy Cheeks doppelgängers.

guy 2: Yeah because matt’s snap score is higher than viv most days. her head is always in the clouds. I am surprised she got into community college. yo is that’s why they always wear their prescribed sunglasses everywhere they go?

guy 1: nah. they told me they like to clearly see each other, even when it’s sunny🤣

girl 1: 🥺They are both so extra as fetch sometimes. Though, they are really cool and nice people with an amazing friend group. They both helped me with my calculus's hw and always bought me a coffee before every club meeting bc i was saving for a car!

guy 3: Vivy is so lucky. Matt is so fine 🏳️ 🌈

girl 2: Matt gifted me a yellow hat from his college gift shop for my birthday because I was dating his bro.🥳

Coach: Vivian you need to trust matt. It’s just like dance honey but with ice skates. Do you want to be the first loser again at this figure skating tournament or take home the trophy this time? Again please.
by duck duck, goose July 26, 2022
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