drunktified child's definitions

Drunktify

To justify nonsensical, scandalous, or criminal behavior by blaming it on the alcohol.

You shit on the neighbors lawn and then knocked on their door because you wanted toilet paper. You claimed that you were drunktified, and I wanted to inform you that it is unlikely you can drunktify this to the cops.

by drunktified child January 23, 2011