dr. shatner's definitions

Hospital Job

Beating someone to such a degree that he or she must stay overnight in a hospital.

"Christ, my new boss could really use a hospital job."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Splinglish

A low hybrid of Spanish and English.

"Did they get my sandwich right?" "Dunno. Chick at the drivethrough was speakin' Splinglish."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Sizzle

Verb - To suck; to perform fellatio.

"Sizzle mah dizzle, mo fizzle."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

White Thing

Located in the vagina, a small, pearly white object (NOT semen) of unknown origin and composition. Easier to locate in highly aroused females. If you can't find it, go deeper.

Got me some white thing last night...

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Carb Face

A fat or puffy face.

"Check out the carb face on that chick."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Up In That

1. Having current sexual knowledge of a female. 2. Being aware of the existance of something (usually something positive). See also all up in that.

"You see Lisa last night?" "I'm up in that, G." "Word."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Chow

Verb: To eat, esp. something good, like pussy. See also chow down.

I'm going to chow down on that tonight, yo.

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004