dr. shatner's definitions

Chow

Verb: To eat, esp. something good, like pussy. See also chow down.

I'm going to chow down on that tonight, yo.

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Hook Me

Set me up, give it to me, tell me

Jerry'll hook me.

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Spinks

To get one's ass kicked to a significant degree.

"Neeya pulled a Spinks lass night, yo. Mug inna hospital n' shit."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Gibbs Girl

That red-hot redhead that does the TV commercials for Katharine Gibbs Business School.

Lord, before I die, I need to know what it feels like to slide my cock into the Gibbs Girl.

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Metheny Face

A distorted facial expression meant to simulate an ultra-intense (male) orgasm; popularized by guitarist Pat Metheny, who makes such a face during solos.

While watching pron: "Check out the Metheny Face on that dood!"

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

The Fuck?

Meaning "What the fuck?" See also WTF?, and huh?.

The fuck, man! Get that shit away from me!

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Audi 5

Slang for the slang term "outtie", as in "I'm outtie," meaning "I'm leaving."

"I'm Audi 5, yo."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004