dr. j's definitions

adorkable

a boy who's dorky, but just so darn cute, but if you call him hot than, well, ur a freak. just kidding.

Seth Cohen is so adorkable, I just wanna squeeze him like a teddy bear.

by Dr. J April 24, 2005

pin-point burp

After burping select an ususpecting person and blow the rank, and foul gas toward there face lightly enough for the person to inhale.

"After eating my chili hotdog, I blew a pin-point burp in Ross's direction which he generously inhaled."

by DR. J February 3, 2005

dickcrap

a word used to describe the liquid which comes out of the vaginal passage after the sperm has been consumed by your female/male/transexual/dog frriend.(it may not even be your friend but the female/male/transexual/dog needs the money.

"Excuse me madam, where is the dickcrap?"

"Sorry younglady, this is tesco. You'll only find it in the fruit isle of walmart"

by Dr. J May 1, 2004

schmaggles

it's what the people of fraggle rock might say when they are pissed, duped, or frustrated. basically all the words i make up are replacements for swear words when ur frustrated.

"ahhh, schmaggles!"
"what?"
"i burnt the f-ing pizza."

by Dr. J April 24, 2005

juicy

Condition that occurs in the female gender when they are sexually aroused that causes wetness and/or moistness in the vaginal area.

Bitch, get juicy!
If she gets mad, reply, No, juicy drinks you pervert.

by Dr. J March 19, 2004

festinga

n. An attractive, fun female; a party girl.

RL had a dope party Friday, there were festingas everywhere!

by Dr. J March 28, 2004