dr. j's definitions

schmaggles

it's what the people of fraggle rock might say when they are pissed, duped, or frustrated. basically all the words i make up are replacements for swear words when ur frustrated.

"ahhh, schmaggles!"
"what?"
"i burnt the f-ing pizza."

by Dr. J April 24, 2005

dickcrap

a word used to describe the liquid which comes out of the vaginal passage after the sperm has been consumed by your female/male/transexual/dog frriend.(it may not even be your friend but the female/male/transexual/dog needs the money.

"Excuse me madam, where is the dickcrap?"

"Sorry younglady, this is tesco. You'll only find it in the fruit isle of walmart"

by Dr. J May 1, 2004

con rifle

Slang term in Cuba, primarily in Havana, to denote walking around the neighborhood in the evening with a bottle of rum to pay social visits with neighbors.

Example: "Hey,hermano, let's go out con rifle," Fidel Castro said to Gorbachev in 1984.

by dr. j October 17, 2013

ganawdab

contraction created by combining "good and not bad." the opposite of badong

this food is ganawdab

by Dr. J May 13, 2005

Weaksauce

infertile male; sperm that is no good.

He has weaksauce and can't get his girl pregnant.

by Dr. J August 18, 2004

festinga

n. An attractive, fun female; a party girl.

RL had a dope party Friday, there were festingas everywhere!

by Dr. J March 28, 2004