5 definitions by dotcom

Chicago Surprise

The act of leaving ass pennies around town for unsuspecting pedestrians to find.

I was walking by the Willis tower when I bent down to pick up something shiny. "Wow," I thought, "a lucky penny. My luck is surely changing!" I couldn't have been more wrong. As I drew the penny near my face for a closer look, I could tell that I was being punked. The smell of copper laced with rotting feces left no doubt. I'd just found a Chicago Surprise.

by dotcom May 9, 2017

DTN

DTN is short for "Do the needful". It is an expression which means "do that which is needed", with the respectful implication that the other party is trusted to understand what needs doing without being given detailed instruction.

Barret: Damnit Nate just DTN already
Nate: Ja Feel
Barret: BET
Chad: Damnit Late Nate, don't listen to Barret, kindly revert ASAP.
Barret: Chad you're such a game snatch

by dotcom February 3, 2017

clusterfuck

To have sexual intercourse with at least one other person in a computer cluster.

I've been so hosed lately that had to ask Cindy to meet me in 66-080, so we could clusterfuck between p-sets.

or

Those SIPB jerks locked our Athena accounts after they caught us clusterfucking in 66-080!

by dotcom January 18, 2008

double twinner

When two pair of twins make sweet love

Yesterday was awesome. Me and my twin brother had some fun with the twins next door.
We got double twinned - My best double twinner so far #collegeisawesome

by dotcom September 12, 2018

double twinner

When two pair of twins make sweet love

Yesterday was awesome. Me and my twin brother had fun with the twins next door we double twinned them. My best double twinner so far #collegeisawesome

by dotcom September 12, 2018