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Definitions by doodie hole
Wanker
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the people at the urban
dictionary
who tells me not to take it personally when they
don
't publish my
flippin
word. So, to you dickholes, frick u.
pardon my
french
, but
u
are a wanker
Wanker
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doodie hole
July 15, 2018
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Jake
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Me. The
type
of person who would
say
"you too" after the waiter says enjoy your
meal
. He later crashed into a tree.
Waiter: Enjoy your
meal
!
Jake: You too!!
Jakes
mind
: Shit.
*crashes into a tree*
Jake
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doodie hole
June 28, 2018
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