Vernon

A town in sussex, nj.
It's basically a really pretty town with 25,000 people. The people who write bad things about Vernon are actually rich, high kids from Sparta. Sparta is Vernon's enemy town. How pathetic is that? They are so freaking competitive that they ACTUALLY write stupid stuff on a website about us.

If you go to Sparta, you will see rich kids smoking pot on the sidewalks of their white picket-fenced yards. They try to take the heat off of themselves by planting stupid lies about Vernon.

Vernon kids are actually reasonable people who don't sit on their lazy asses and smoke while watching MTV. They actually go to Mountain Creek or to Maple Grange, where they play sports and exercise.

When you go to Vernon, you'll see the dopest kids in NJ. Their high school is known for its excellence in sports and the students' voices being heard. Their opinions are vauled, and their superiors listen to them and do their best to treat them as individuals. Possibly the best school in the united states.
"Vernon is awesome"
"I know, I live there."
"LUCKY!"
by dontmesswiththis September 06, 2012
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