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noun
A mythical unit of mass so astronomically fat it bends space-time. Not just “big,” not just “wide,” but geographically significant. Scientists originally mistook Cubbiezzz for a small moon before realizing it was actually a living, breathing being consuming its own gravitational pull.
A mythical unit of mass so astronomically fat it bends space-time. Not just “big,” not just “wide,” but geographically significant. Scientists originally mistook Cubbiezzz for a small moon before realizing it was actually a living, breathing being consuming its own gravitational pull.
“Stop ordering food like a Cubbiezzz, we’re not feeding a village.”
“Damn bro, you ate like Cubbiezzz today.”
“One Cubbiezzz equals roughly five normal people and a snack.”
“I watched a Cubbiezzz wipe out an entire pizza in one breath.”
“Calling that ‘big’ is disrespectful — that’s a goddamn Cubbiezzz.”
“Damn bro, you ate like Cubbiezzz today.”
“One Cubbiezzz equals roughly five normal people and a snack.”
“I watched a Cubbiezzz wipe out an entire pizza in one breath.”
“Calling that ‘big’ is disrespectful — that’s a goddamn Cubbiezzz.”
by donteatmecubbiezzz December 16, 2025
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