Elias

A Romanian commie son of a bitch who knows how to code a website but somehow doesn't know how to fucking cut off a ziptie
Dude, this guy he's smart, but for some reason he can't do simple things. He's such an Elias
by donnieboi84dfdddrh rthrfcmg bh September 27, 2019
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Eva

A black girl that strangely acts a lot like a basic white girl, she might also like Starbucks and just generally be a white girl in a black girl's body. She might also live in another country to where she works/learns and will probably own the latest IPhone. She is most commonly known as a thot.
Dude, you know that Eva once told me that the reason she's black is because she was in the sun too long.
Damn that's crazy, but I don't recall asking.
You know dude, you're a dick sometimes.
by donnieboi84dfdddrh rthrfcmg bh September 27, 2019
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