Definitions by donner131
Jeepitis
Meaning:
When the weather is just right for a Jeep enthusiast to call out sick from their obligations in order to have a Jeep day.
Secondary Meaning:
When a new Jeep owner becomes addicted to modifying and purchasing anything Jeep related, this also is contagious as it normally spreads throughout their family members and friends.
Bonus:
If said Jeepitis occurs on April 4th National Jeep 4X4 DAY.
When the weather is just right for a Jeep enthusiast to call out sick from their obligations in order to have a Jeep day.
Secondary Meaning:
When a new Jeep owner becomes addicted to modifying and purchasing anything Jeep related, this also is contagious as it normally spreads throughout their family members and friends.
Bonus:
If said Jeepitis occurs on April 4th National Jeep 4X4 DAY.
Hi Bob (Boss). I have been just been diagnosed with Jeepitis (cough cough) and unfortunately will have to take the day off in order to rest.
Plumpkin
The act of having sexual intercourse with a fat guy during halloween (October).
Bonus points if said fat guy paints his stomach like a pumpkin.
Double Bonus points: If said sexual intercouse occurs during the viewing of "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown."
Bonus points if said fat guy paints his stomach like a pumpkin.
Double Bonus points: If said sexual intercouse occurs during the viewing of "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown."
Jane: I had my first plumpkin last night...
Janet: Was he painted?
Jane: Oh yes like a Jack O'lantern!!!
Janet: Was he painted?
Jane: Oh yes like a Jack O'lantern!!!