Definitions by don’t touch my microwave
Wowazam
1.) A phrase to say in response to anything. Yes, you heard me, anything.
2.) A daft, uninformed, dishonest person who more often than not gets disproven immediately.
2.) A daft, uninformed, dishonest person who more often than not gets disproven immediately.
1.)Person 1: “Yo bro, my dog got hit by a truck yesterday..” Person 2: “Wowazam!”
2.) Person 1: “Y’know, my dad won the lottery three times yesterday!” Person 2: “Oh, won the lottery my ass, quit lying you fuckin’ wowazam.”
2.) Person 1: “Y’know, my dad won the lottery three times yesterday!” Person 2: “Oh, won the lottery my ass, quit lying you fuckin’ wowazam.”
Wowazam by don’t touch my microwave August 13, 2025
fat narc
A fat kid that stops at nothing to get you in trouble
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something quick to call your friends and get them pissed off
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something quick to call your friends and get them pissed off
fat narc by don’t touch my microwave March 14, 2025